My life is fucking awesome

My daily schedule Mon-Fri:

0630 - 0730: Physical training
0730 - 0830: Recovery
0830 - 1130: "Work"
1130 - 1300: Lunch
1300 - 1630: "Work"

This means that I "work" for roughly 6 and a half hours, which according to Office Space rules is roughly about 15 minutes of real actual work. The great thing about working for the active armed forces is that I get paid regardless of work hours I actually put in.

How I got from Neopets to USMC is beyond me but it's been real

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